Must Read Sex Quotes

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  1. 1
    Everything In The World

    “Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.”

  2. 2
    If You Want To

    “If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.”

  3. 3
    Good Sex

    “Good sex is like good bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.”

  4. 4
    We Are All Born

    “We are all born sexual creatures,thank God, but it’s a pity so many people despise and crush this natural gift.”

  5. 5
    The Main Reason

    “The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.”

  6. 6
    In A Perfect World

    “In a perfect world, you could fuck people without giving them a piece of your heart. And every glittering kiss and every touch of flesh is another shard of heart you’ll never see again.”

  7. 7
    Sex Without Love

    “Sex without love is as hollow and ridiculous as love without sex.”

  8. 8
    Love Is Blind

    “Love is blind, they say; sex is impervious to reason and mocks the power of all philosophers. But, in fact, a person’s sexual choice is the result and sum of their fundamental convictions. Tell me what a person finds sexually attractive and I will tell you their entire philosophy of life. Show me the person they sleep with and I will tell you their valuation of themselves. No matter what corruption they’re taught about the virtue of selflessness, sex is the most profoundly selfish of all acts, an act which they cannot perform for any motive but their own enjoyment – just try to think of performing it in a spirit of selfless charity! – an act which is not possible in self-abasement, only in self-exultation, only on the confidence of being desired and being worthy of desire. It is an act that forces them to stand naked in spirit, as well as in body, and accept their real ego as their standard of value. They will always be attracted to the person who reflects their deepest vision of themselves, the person whose surrender permits them to experience – or to fake – a sense of self-esteem .. Love is our response to our highest values – and can be nothing else.”

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    Anyone Who Is In Love

    “Anyone who is in love is making love the whole time, even when they’re not. When two bodies meet, it is just the cup overflowing. They can stay together for hours, even days. They begin the dance one day and finish it the next, or–such is the pleasure they experience–they may never finish it. No eleven minutes for them.”

  10. 10
    Boys And Girls

    “Boys and girls in America have such a sad time together; sophistication demands that they submit to sex immediately without proper preliminary talk. Not courting talk — real straight talk about souls, for life is holy and every moment is precious.”

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    Physics Is Like Sex

    “Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results, but that’s not why we do it.”

  12. 12
    Books Are Finite

    “Books are finite, sexual encounters are finite, but the desire to read and to fuck is infinite; it surpasses our own deaths, our fears, our hopes for peace.”

  13. 13
    Anyone Who Is Observant

    “Anyone who is observant, who discovers the person they have always dreamed of, knows that sexual energy comes into play before sex even takes place. The greatest pleasure isn’t sex, but the passion with which it is practiced. When the passion is intense, then sex joins in to complete the dance, but it is never the principal aim.”

  14. 14
    Someone Told Me

    “Someone told me the delightful story of the crusader who put a chastity belt on his wife and gave the key to his best friend for safekeeping, in case of his death. He had ridden only a few miles away when his friend, riding hard, caught up with him, saying ‘You gave me the wrong key!”

  15. 15
    But When A Woman

    “But when a woman decides to sleep with a man, there is no wall she will not scale, no fortress she will not destroy, no moral consideration she will not ignore at its very root: there is no God worth worrying about.”

  16. 16
    Love Is The Answer

    “Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.”

  17. 17
    I Believe That

    “I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.”

  18. 18
    Some People Claim

    “Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.”

  19. 19
    Why Should We

    “Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn’t!”

  20. 20
    You Can Live

    “You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.”

  21. 21
    Clinton Lied

    “Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.”

  22. 22
    Sex Without Love

    “Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.”

  23. 23
    If Our Sex Life

    “If our sex life were determined by our first youthful experiments, most of the world would be doomed to celibacy. In no area of human experience are human beings more convinced that something better can be had only if they persevere.”

  24. 24
    I Couldn’t Possibly Have

    “I couldn’t possibly have sex with someone with such a slender grasp on grammar!”

  25. 25
    You Can Take This Mouth

    “you can take this mouth
    this wound you want
    but you can’t kiss
    and make it
    better.”

  26. 26
    And Yet Another Moral

    “And yet another moral occurs to me now: Make love when you can. It’s good for you.”

  27. 27
    For Women

    “For women, the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below there is wasting his time.”

  28. 28
    Haven’t I

    “Haven’t I? – he thought. Haven’t I thought of it since the first time I saw you? Haven’t I thought of nothing else for two years? …He sat motionless, looking at her. He heard the words he had never allowed himself to form, the words he had felt, known, yet had not faced, had hoped to destroy by never letting them be said within his own mind. Now it was as sudden and shocking as if he were saying it to her …Since the first time I saw you …Nothing but your body, that mouth of yours, and the way your eyes would look at me, if …Through every sentence I ever said to you, through every conference you thought so safe, through the importance of all the issues we discussed …You trusted me, didn’t you? To recognize your greatness? To think of you as you deserved – as if you were a man? …Don’t you suppose I know how much I’ve betrayed? The only bright encounter of my life – the only person I respected – the best business man I know – my ally – my partner in a desperate battle …The lowest of all desires – as my answer to the highest I’ve met …Do you know what I am? I thought of it, because it should have been unthinkable. For that degrading need, which would never touch you, I have never wanted anyone but you …I hadn’t known what it was like, to want it, until I saw you for the first time. I had thought : Not I, I couldn’t be broken by it …Since then …For two years …With not a moments respite …Do you know what it’s like, to want it? Would you wish to hear what I thought when I looked at you …When I lay awake at night …When I hear your voice over a telephone wire …When I worked, but could not drive it away? …To bring you down to things you cant conceive – and to know that it’s I who have done it. To reduce you to a body, to teach you an animal’s pleasure, to see you need it, to see you asking me for it, to see your wonderful spirit dependent on the upon the obscenity of your need. To watch you as you are, as you face the world with your clean, proud strength – then to see you, in my bed, submitting to any infamous whim I may devise, to any act which I’ll preform for the sole purpose of watching your dishonor and to which you’ll submit for the sake of an unspeakable sensation …I want you – and may I be damned for it!”

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    So She Thoroughly Taught Him

    “So she thoroughly taught him that one cannot take pleasure without giving pleasure, and that every gesture, every caress, every touch, every glance, every last bit of the body has its secret, which brings happiness to the person who knows how to wake it. She taught him that after a celebration of love the lovers should not part without admiring each other, without being conquered or having conquered, so that neither is bleak or glutted or has the bad feeling of being used or misused.”

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    Don’t Wreck A Sublime

    “Don’t wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty.
    Chocolate isn’t like premarital sex. It will not make you pregnant.
    And it always feels good.”

  31. 31
    A Man Can Sleep Around

    “A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she’s a tramp.”

  32. 32
    Hate To Sound Sleazy

    “Hate to sound sleazy, 
    but tease me, 
    I don’t want it if it’s that easy”

  33. 33
    My First Time

    “My first time I jacked off, I thought I’d invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, This is going to make me rich.”

  34. 34
    I Respect You

    “I respect you,” he murmured. “and your views. I think of you as an equal. I respect your brains, and all those big words you like to use. But I also want to rip your clothes off and have sex with you until you scream and cry and see God.” -Jack Travis (Smooth Talking Stranger)”

  35. 35
    Whatever Else It Is

    “Sex, whatever else it is, is an athletic skill. The more you practice, the more you can, the more you want to, the more you enjoy it, the less it tires you.”

  36. 36
    Hugh And I

    “Hugh and I have been together for so long that in order to arouse extraordinary passion, we need to engage in physical combat. Once, he hit me on the back of the head with a broken wineglass, and I fell to the floor pretending to be unconscious. That was romantic, or would have been had he rushed to my side rather than stepping over my body to fetch the dustpan.”

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    He’d Noticed That

    “He’d noticed that sex bore some resemblance to cookery: it fascinated people, they sometimes bought books full of complicated recipes and interesting pictures, and sometimes when they were really hungry they created vast banquets in their imagination – but at the end of the day they’d settle quite happily for egg and chips. If it was well done and maybe had a slice of tomato.”

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    I Automatically Assume

    “I automatically assume people won’t like me, so I don’t talk to them unless they approach me first. I can’t become a part of a crowd because I can’t get past that feeling that I don’t belong.”

  39. 39
    I Have No Objection

    “I have no objection to anyone’s sex life as long as they don’t practice it in the street and frighten the horses.”

  40. 40
    If A Man Can Possess

    “If a man can possess a woman sexually -really possess- he won’t need to control her ideas, her opinions, her clothes, her friends, even her other lovers.”

  41. 41
    To Have Her Here

    “To have her here in bed with me, breathing on me, her hair in my mouth—I count that something of a miracle.”

  42. 42
    We Would Rather Lose

    “We (men) would rather lose an arm out a city bus window than tell you simply, “You’re not the
    one.” We are quite sure you will kill us or yourself or both—or even worse, cry and yell at us.”

  43. 43
    If A Man Doesn’t Know

    “If a man doesn’t know how to dance he doesn’t know how to make love, there I said it!”

  44. 44
    Sex Should Be Friendly

    “Sex should be friendly. Otherwise stick to mechanical toys; it’s more sanitary.”

  45. 45
    Sex Is Always About Emotions

    “Sex is always about emotions. Good sex is about free emotions; bad sex is about blocked emotions.”

  46. 46
    We Have Reason To Believe

    “We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.”

  47. 47
    I Never Understood

    I never understood why anyone would have sex on the floor. Until I was with you and I realized: you don’t ever realize you’re on the floor.

  48. 48
    I Want You To Spend The Night

    “I want you to spend the night,” you said. And it was definitely your phrasing that ensured it. If you had said, “Let’s have sex,” or “Let’s go to my place,” or even “I really want you,” I’m not sure we would have gone quite as far as we did. But I loved the notion that the night was mine to spend, and I immediately decided to spend it with you.”

  49. 49
    Making Love To Me

    “Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two little commas nearly transformed me into a sex god.
”

  50. 50
    Gentlemen Are Gentlemen In Bed

    “Gentlemen are gentlemen in bed. They make sure you’re having a good time.”

    “I’ll make sure you’re having a good time, and that you’re okay with everything. I just won’t be well mannered about it.”

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    I Recall Certain Moments

    “I recall certain moments, let us call them icebergs in paradise, when after having had my fill of her –after fabulous, insane exertions that left me limp and azure-barred–I would gather her in my arms with, at last, a mute moan of human tenderness (her skin glistening in the neon light coming from the paved court through the slits in the blind, her soot-black lashes matted, her grave gray eyes more vacant than ever–for all the world a little patient still in the confusion of a drug after a major operation)–and the tenderness would deepen to shame and despair, and I would lull and rock my lone light Lolita in my marble arms, and moan in her warm hair, and caress her at random and mutely ask her blessing, and at the peak of this human agonized selfless tenderness (with my soul actually hanging around her naked body and ready to repent), all at once, ironically, horribly, lust would swell again–and ‘oh, no,’ Lolita would say with a sigh to heaven, and the next moment the tenderness and the azure–all would be shattered.”

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    The Difference Between Sex And Death

    “The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.”

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