Top Monday Quotes
Here we have gathered the top Monday quotes in the same place for you. In this list you can find the most popular quotes to cheer up your Monday. Most of the quotes on this list are designed to give you motivation and inspiration when you’re looking to make Monday a great start of your week. Monday is regarded as the unspoken enemy of people having had the time of their life during the weekend. The quotes on this list will fuel your success and get you on the right track after weekends! The list has been organized with the very best Monday quotes on the top, as all the quotes are ranked by votes of the community. If you find your favourite Monday quote missing from this list, please feel free to add and vote it up to share it with fellow people looking to start their Monday in a powerful way!
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Ken Poirot
“Success is to wake up each morning and consciously decide that today will be the best day of your life.” ― Ken Poirot
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Enock Maregesi
“Kamishna … karibu,” alisema Nafi huku akisimama na kutupa gazeti mezani na kuchukua karatasi ya faksi, iliyotumwa.
“Ahsante. Kuna nini …”
“Kamishna, imekuja faksi kutoka Oslo kama nilivyokueleza – katika simu. Inakutaka haraka, kesho, lazima kesho, kuwahi kikao Alhamisi mjini Copenhagen,” alisema Nafi huku akimpa kamishna karatasi ya faksi.
“Mjini Copenhagen!” alisema kamishna kwa kutoamini.
“Ndiyo, kamishna … Sidhani kama kuna jambo la hatari lakini.”
“Nafi, nini kimetokea!”
“Kamishna … sijui. Kwa kweli sijui. Ilipofika, hii faksi, kitu cha kwanza niliongea na watu wa WIS kupata uthibitisho wao. Nao hawajui. Huenda ni mauaji ya jana ya Meksiko. Hii ni siri kubwa ya tume kamishna, na ndiyo maana Oslo wakaingilia kati.”
“Ndiyo. Kila mtu ameyasikia mauaji ya Meksiko. Ni mabaya. Kinachonishangaza ni kwamba, jana niliongea na makamu … kuhusu mabadiliko ya katiba ya WODEA. Hakunambia chochote kuhusu mkutano wa kesho!”
“Kamishna, nakusihi kuwa makini. Dalili zinaonyesha hali si nzuri hata kidogo. Hawa ni wadhalimu tu … wa madawa ya kulevya.”
“Vyema!” alijibu kamishna kwa jeuri na hasira. Halafu akaendelea, “Kuna cha ziada?”
“Ijumaa, kama tulivyoongea wiki iliyopita, nasafiri kwenda Afrika Kusini.”
“Kikao kinafanyika Alhamisi, Nafi, huwezi kusafiri Ijumaa …”
“Binti yangu atafukuzwa shule, kam …”
“Nafi, ongea na chuo … wambie umepata dharura utaondoka Jumatatu; utawaona Jumanne … Fuata maadili ya kazi tafadhali. Safari yako si muhimu hivyo kulinganisha na tume!”
“Sawa! Profesa. Niwie radhi, nimekuelewa, samahani sana. Samahani sana.” ― Enock Maregesi, Kolonia Santita -
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Israelmore Ayivor
“Compassion is a lifetime business. You can’t say something like, “I will have compassion on Monday, Thursdays and Fridays only. But for the rest, I will be cruel”. That is hypocrisy.” ― Israelmore Ayivor
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Rebecca Gober
“Candy is natures way of making up for Mondays.” ~Unknown Author” ― Rebecca Gober
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Akilnathan Logeswaran
“Honestly, I never really understood the glorification of Fridays & weekends.
I don’t want to build a life and career, where I spent five days a week waiting for the weekend. No!
I want to enjoy my life, and don’t wish any weekday away. I want each day to matter to me, in some way, even if it’s a small tiny way.
I love my life. Everyday. That’s the spirit we should convey all around us.” ― Akilnathan Logeswaran -
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Lisa Mantchev
“This has been such a Monday! I wish I stayed in bed, and I wish that yesterday had never happened.” ― Lisa Mantchev, Eyes Like Stars
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Chitra Banerjee Divakaruni
“Monday is the day of silence, day of the whole white mung bean, which is sacred to the moon.” ― Chitra Banerjee Divakaruni, The Mistress of Spices
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Kevin Dalton
“What about Monday? That could be our one day we look at things the same way, and wear funny shoes.” ― Kevin Dalton – Faubush Hill
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Irvine Welsh
“When I get home I take some sleeping pills and within what seemed like half an hour of unconsciousness it was Monday morning again.” ― Irvine Welsh, Filth
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Roy Station
“Monday is a great for becoming too busy to die.” ― Roy Station, Trust Me.
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R.K. Narayan
“It was Monday morning. Swaminathan was reluctant to open his eyes. he considered Monday specially unpleasant in the calendar. After the delicious freedom of Saturday and Sunday, it was difficult to get into the Monday mood of work and discipline. He shuddered at the very thought of school: the dismal yellow building; the fire-eyed Vedanayagam, his class teacher, and headmaster with his thin long cane…” ― R.K. Narayan, Swami and Friends, The Bachelor of Arts, The Dark Room, The English Teacher
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Napz Cherub Pellazo
“Mindful Monday Humans, May your coffee kick in before reality does.” ― Napz Cherub Pellazo
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Joan Didion
“It was the kind of Sunday to make one ache for Monday morning.” ― Joan Didion, South and West: From a Notebook
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Germany Kent
“Your Monday morning thoughts set the tone for your whole week. See yourself getting stronger, and living a fulfilling, happier & healthier life.” ― Germany Kent
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Sarah Jio
“A familiar melody suddenly drifts through the little living room. It makes me freeze, and I don’t know why. And then I hear the silky, sweet sound of Karen Carpenter’s voice.
“‘Rainy Days and Mondays,'” Alex says.
I can’t find my voice. I just stare ahead, fighting back the tears.
Alex sits down beside me. I know he senses that something’s wrong. “I’m sorry,” he says quickly. “If you don’t like it, I’ll turn it off.”
“No,” I say. “No. Please don’t.” I wipe a tear from my eye, just as another spills onto my cheek. “My husband loved this song.” I smile. “Which made him the only straight man on earth to love the Carpenters.”
Alex grins. “The only two straight men on earth.”
I smile again. For some reason, I feel someone has lifted a great weight from my shoulders, just for a moment. “James died on a Monday,” I say.
We sit there for a moment listening to the song together, each alone in our own thoughts, until Alex reaches over and takes my hand in his. I don’t let go.” ― Sarah Jio, Morning Glory -
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Wataru Watari
“Monday. Given that it means “day of the moon,” you’d think there’d be more butts involved.” ― Wataru Watari, やはり俺の青春ラブコメはまちがっている 3
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Anthony T. Hincks
“Monday is the day that I start counting down to the weekend.” ― Anthony T. Hincks
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Anthony T. Hincks
“Happy Monday!
Let the wisdom of Monday show you why we have weekends.” ― Anthony T. Hincks -
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Clarice Lispector
“But now I want to say things that comfort me and that are a little free. For example: Thursdat is a day transparent as an insect’s wing in the light. Just as Monday is a compact day. Ultimately, far beyond thought, I live from these ideas, if ideas is what they are. They are sensations that transform into ideas because I must use words. Even just using them mentally. The primary thought thinks with words.” ― Clarice Lispector
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Enock Maregesi
“Hii ni muhimu sana kwa Pasaka. Si tu kwamba Pasaka ni tamasha linalojitegemea, lakini kadhalika linatumika kama siku ya maandalizi kwa ajili ya siku takatifu, siku ya kwanza ya Sikukuu ya Mkate Usiotiwa Chachu. Kwa mujibu wa hesabu za kalenda ya Kihebrania, Pasaka inaweza kuangukia siku ya Jumatatu, Jumatano, Ijumaa au Sabato.” ― Enock Maregesi
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Aamir Sarfraz
“Shab E Barat is the night of forgiveness
but haqooq ul Ibad is not forgiven
until that person forgives
Please forgive me if I did anything
wrong to you.” ― Aamir Sarfraz (aamir rajput khan) -
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Enock Maregesi
“Wanasayansi wana uwezo wa kupeleleza hadi kipindi cha karne ya kwanza ambapo Yesu aliishi, alikufa, alifufuka na alipaa kwenda mbinguni, na wana uwezo wa kujua mambo mengi kwa hakika yaliyofanyika katika kipindi hicho na hata katika kipindi cha kabla ya hapo.
Kuna miujiza ambayo Yesu aliifanya ambayo haiko ndani ya Biblia. Kwa mfano, Biblia inasema Yesu alizaliwa ndani ya zizi la ng’ombe wakati sayansi inasema alizaliwa nje ya zizi la ng’ombe; na muujiza wa kwanza kuufanya ambao hauko ndani ya Biblia ni kutembea mara tu baada ya kuzaliwa, na watu na ndege wa angani kuganda kabla ya kuzaliwa Masihi na kabla ya wakunga kufika kumsaidia Maria Magdalena kujifungua.
Akiwa na umri wa miaka sita, sayansi inasema, Yesu alikuwa akicheza na mtoto mwenzake juu ya paa la nyumba ya jirani na mara Yesu akamsukuma mwenzake kutoka juu hadi chini na mwenzake huyo akafariki papo hapo. Watu walipomsonga sana Yesu kwa kumtuhumu kuwa yeye ndiye aliyesababisha kifo cha mwenzake, na kwamba wangemfungulia mashtaka, Yesu alikataa katakata kuhusika na kifo hicho.
Lakini walipozidi kumsonga, aliusogelea mwili wa rafiki yake kisha akamwita na kumwambia asimame. Yule mtoto alisimama! Huo ukawa muujiza mkubwa wa kwanza wa Yesu Kristo, kufufua mtu nje ya maandiko matakatifu.
Kuna mifano mingi inayodhihirisha uwepo wa Mungu ambayo wanasayansi hawawezi hata kuipatia majibu. Tukio la Yoshua kusimamisha jua limewashangaza wanasayansi hadi nyakati za leo. Mwanzoni mwa miaka ya 70 wanasayansi walijaribu kurudisha muda nyuma kwa kompyuta kuona kama kweli wangekuta takribani siku moja imepotea kama ilivyorekodiwa katika Biblia.
Cha kushangaza, cha kushangaza mno, walikuta saa 23 na dakika 20 zimepotea katika mazingira ambayo hawakuweza na hawataweza kuyaelewa. Walipochunguza vizuri walikuta ni kipindi cha miaka ya 1500 KK (Jumanne tarehe 22 Julai) ambacho ndicho tukio la Yoshua la kusimamisha jua na kusogeza mwezi nyuma digrii 10, ambazo ni sawa na mzunguko wa dakika 40, lilipotokea.
Kwa kutumia elimu ya wendo, elimu ya kupanga miaka na matukio ya Kibiblia, dunia iliumbwa Jumapili tarehe 22 Septemba mwaka 4000 KK. Hata hivyo, mahesabu ya kalenda yanaonyesha kuwa Septemba 22 ilikuwa Jumatatu (si Jumapili) na kwamba kosa hilo labda lilisababishwa na siku ya Yoshua iliyopotea.
Hayo yote ni kwa mujibu wa Profesa C. A. Totten, wa Chuo Kikuu cha Yale, katika kitabu chake cha ‘Joshua’s Long Day and the Dial of Ahaz: A Scientific Vindication and a Midnight Cry’ kilichochapishwa mwaka 1890.
Kama hakuna Mungu iliwezekanaje Yoshua aombe jua lisimame na jua likasimama kweli? Iliwezekanaje Yesu aseme atakufa, atafufuka na atapaa kwenda mbinguni na kweli ikatokea kama alivyosema? Ndani ya Biblia kuna tabiri 333 zilizotabiri maisha yote ya Yesu Kristo hapa duniani na zote zilitimia – bila kupungua hata moja. Utasemaje hapo hakuna Mungu? Mungu yupo, naamini, sijui.
Tukio la Yesu kufa, kufufuka na kupaa kwenda mbinguni si la vitabu vitakatifu pekee, hata sayansi inakubaliana na hilo.” ― Enock Maregesi -
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Anthony T. Hincks
“Sunday’s silence can only mean one thing.
Monday’s here!” ― Anthony T. Hincks -
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Enock Maregesi
“Kuna mambo yanatokea hapa ulimwenguni ambayo yanafanya nikiri uwepo wa Mungu kwa asilimia kubwa. Wanasayansi wanasema ulimwengu ulianzishwa na mlipuko wa ‘Big Bang’, uliotokea takribani miaka bilioni 14 iliyopita, kutoka katika kitu kidogo zaidi kuliko ncha ya sindano, lakini hawatuambii nini kilisababisha mlipuko huo utokee au hicho kitu kidogo kuliko ncha ya sindano kilitoka au kilikuwa wapi.
Wanaendelea kusema kuwa baada ya ‘Big Bang’ kutakuwepo na ‘Big Crunch’, ambapo ulimwengu utarudia hali yake ya awali ya udogo kuliko ncha ya sindano, na kila kitu kinachoonekana leo ulimwenguni hakitaonekana tena.
Hapo sasa ndipo utata unapokuja. Mlipuko wa ‘Big Bang’ ulipotokea ulimwengu ulilipuka na kusambaa pande zote nne za ulimwengu kwa mwendokasi wa zaidi ya kilometa milioni 2 kwa saa, mpaka hivi leo unavyoonekana na bado unaendelea kusambaa. Kutokana na dhana ya ‘Big Crunch’, wanasayansi wanaamini ulimwengu utapanuka ila baadaye utapungua mwendo na utarudi mwanzo kabisa mahali ulipolipukia.
Lakini mwaka 1995 wanasayansi hao hao waligundua kitu. Ulimwengu – badala ya kupungua mwendo wa kupanuka kama wanasayansi walivyokuwa wakitabiri – sasa unaongeza mwendo, tena kwa mwendokasi ambao haujawahi kutokea.
Hiki ni nini kinachosababisha ulimwengu uongeze mwendokasi kiasi hicho badala ya kuupunguza? Hicho ni nini ambacho ulimwengu unapanukia? Wanasayansi hawana jibu. Wanasingizia kitu kinaitwa ‘dark matter’, maada ambayo haijawahi kuonekana, kwamba ndicho kinachosababisha ulimwengu uongeze mwendokasi kwa kiwango hicho ambacho hakijawahi kutokea; na hicho ambacho ulimwengu unapanukia wanahisi ulimwengu wetu unapanukia katika ulimwengu mwingine, kwa mujibu wa dhana nyingine kabisa iitwayo ‘multiverse’ au ‘meta-universe’.
Kuna kitu kinaitwa ‘Higgs boson’ – chembe ndogo inayosemekana kuhusika na uzito (‘mass’) wa chembe ndogo 16 zilizomo ndani ya atomu, kasoro chembe ya mwanga, iliyopotea mara tu baada ya mlipuko wa ulimwengu wa ‘Big Bang’ miaka bilioni 13.7 iliyopita katika kipindi kilichoitwa ‘epoch’ – ambayo ilianza kutafutwa katika maabara za CERN, Uswisi, toka mwaka 1964, maabara ambazo kazi yake kubwa ni kutengeneza mazingira ya mwanzo kabisa ya mlipuko wa ‘Big Bang’, kusudi wanasayansi waone kama wanaweza kubahatisha kuiona na kuidhibiti hiyo bosoni.
Bosoni itakapopatikana wanasayansi watajua siri ya ‘dark matter’, watajua jinsi ulimwengu unavyofanya kazi na jinsi ulivyoumbwa na jibu la kitendawili cha ‘Standard Model’ litapatikana.
Hiyo ni kazi ngumu. Ndiyo maana ‘Higgs boson’ mwaka 1993 iliitwa ‘The God Particle’. Yaani, wanasayansi wanahisi kuna muujiza wa Kimungu na huenda wasiipate kabisa hiyo bosoni. Wanasema waliipata mwaka 2013. Lakini hiyo waliyoipata bado ina utata.
Kutokana na kushindwa huko kwa sayansi na historia, kutokana na kushindwa kwa sayansi kutengeneza binadamu au mnyama, kutokana na miujiza iliyorekodiwa katika vitabu vitakatifu; naamini, Mungu yupo.” ― Enock Maregesi -
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Thomas Bernhard
“There is nothing more dreadful than having to go walking on one’s own on Monday.” ― Thomas Bernhard, Gehen
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Anthony T. Hincks
“The thing about today is…
It’s Monday!
No other day could get the week off to such a great start.” ― Anthony T. Hincks -
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Jill Telford
“When you don’t forget you were once a scrappy kid from Scranton and you hustle until your family is set when you’re gone.
HUSTLE, like no one is awake.
Day or night. Sunrise—sunset.
Hustle quietly,
when the lights are on and when
the lights are off.” ― Jill Telford -
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Anthony T. Hincks
“Good Morning.
Let Monday be your friend and he will show you a wonderful week.” ― Anthony T. Hincks -
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Lou Brutus
“Monday is the yardstick against which all that is unpleasant is measured.” ― Lou Brutus
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Anthony T. Hincks
“Monday is a new experience waiting to be enjoyed.” ― Anthony T. Hincks
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Charlotte Eriksson
“I am clumsy, drop glasses and get drunk on Monday afternoons. I read Seneca and can recite Shakespeare by heart, but I mess up the laundry, don’t answer my phone and blame the world when something goes wrong. I think I have a dream, but most of the days I’m still sleeping. The grass is cut. It smells like strawberries. Today I finished four books and cleaned my drawers.
Do you believe in a God? Can I tell you about Icarus? How he flew too close to the sun?
I want to make coming home your favourite part of the day. I want to leave tiny little words lingering in your mind, on nights when you’re far away and can’t sleep. I want to make everything around us beautiful; make small things mean a little more. Make you feel a little more. A little better, a little lighter. The coffee is warm, this cup is yours. I want to be someone you can’t live without.
I want to be someone you can’t live without.” ― Charlotte Eriksson -
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Julio-Alexi Genao
“So. Monday. We meet again.
We will never be friends—but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more-positive partnership.” ― Julio-Alexi Genao -
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Scott Westerfeld
“It’s just been a long week, that’s all.”
“It’s monday night, Jess.”
“My point exactly.” ― Scott Westerfeld, Touching Darkness -
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Edmond Mbiaka
“When you start to do the things that you truly love, it wouldn’t matter whether it is Monday or Friday; you would be so excited to wake up each morning to work on your passions.” ― Edmond Mbiaka
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Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays.” ― Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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David Dweck
“Mondays are the start of the work week which offer new beginnings 52 times a year!” ― David Dweck
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Amy Neftzger
“There are no miracles on Mondays.” ― Amy Neftzger, The Orphanage of Miracles
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Jim Butcher
“Some days, it just doesn’t pay to get out of bed.” ― Jim Butcher, Grave Peril
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Giorge Leedy
“Monday is a sloppy umbrella day, which makes everybody a little blue. Cole, dropping by my office in the morning, wastes no time in blowing off steam. “You can TAKE this DAY and SHOVE IT where the SUN DOESN’T SHINE,” he growled.
“Too late. Somebody already DID THAT.” ― Giorge Leedy -
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Nancy Barr
“Mitch Montgomery had been dead for nearly nine months.
Those well-meaning souls who’d offered advice after my fiancé’s murder had said that, in time, I would move on with my life. Right now, all I could fathom for my future was joining him.” ― Nancy Barr, Page One: Whiteout
