Here we have gathered the top Friday quotes in the same place for you to read. The quotes on this list come from many different places such as movies, intellectuals and novels. Friday is the favourite day for many people and for a good reason, as whether you’re in college or working in a job you have the weekend right around the corner on Fridays! On this list you can find both funny and inspirational Friday quotes. All the Friday quotes on this list have been ranked by votes of the community, which means that the most popular Friday quotes are ranked on the top of the list. If you don’t find your own favourite Friday quote on the list, please add and vote it up to share it with fellow fans looking for great Friday quotes!
“For Children: You will need to know the difference between Friday and a fried egg. It’s quite a simple difference, but an important one. Friday comes at the end of the week, whereas a fried egg comes out of a chicken. Like most things, of course, it isn’t quite that simple. The fried egg isn’t properly a fried egg until it’s been put in a frying pan and fried. This is something you wouldn’t do to a Friday, of course, though you might do it on a Friday. You can also fry eggs on a Thursday, if you like, or on a cooker. It’s all rather complicated, but it makes a kind of sense if you think about it for a while.” ― Douglas Adams, The Salmon of Doubt
“On Friday night, I was reading my new book, but my brain got tired, so I decided to watch some television instead.” ― Stephen Chbosky, The Perks of Being a Wallflower
“I wanted what most people wanted—love, companionship.
I wanted someone to touch. I wanted someone to touch me back.
I wanted someone to laugh with, someone who would laugh with me, laugh at me.
I wanted someone who looked and sawme . Not my power, not my position.
I wanted someone to say my name. To call out, “Merit,” when it was time to go, or when we arrived.
Someone who wanted to say to someone else, with pride, “I’m here with her. With Merit.”
I wanted all those things. Indivisibly.
But I didn’t want them from Morgan.” ― Chloe Neill, Friday Night Bites
“It’s 4:58 on Friday afternoon. Do you know where your margarita is?” ― Amy Neftzger
“Compassion is a lifetime business. You can’t say something like, “I will have compassion on Monday, Thursdays and Fridays only. But for the rest, I will be cruel”. That is hypocrisy.” ― Israelmore Ayivor
“Friday’s a free day. A woman’s day.” ― Neil Gaiman, American Gods
“Friday: The day after Thursday and before Saturday according to Rebecca Black. Also the most annoying day of the week now.”― Aaron Peckham, Urban Dictionary: Fularious Street Slang Defined
“It’s Friday morning mankind!Good vibe,Don’t Frown and let the monster see you smile!” ― Napz Cherub Pellazo
“Although I understand that all days are equal with 24 hours each, most of us agree that Friday is the longest day of the week and Sunday the shortest!” ― D.S. Mixell
“Friday’s day is full of dreams, and expectations of what the weekend will bring.
It is a day of transition.
A day that is at the end of the week, and at the start of the weekend.
It lives in both worlds, yet, it doesn’t belong in either.” ― Anthony T. Hincks
“It shouldn’t make any difference, but Friday and Saturday nights are the worst. They’re the worst because the loneliness is magnified. The best you can do is hope that there is someone else like you out there, but if there is, you will never meet this person because she doesn’t get out either.
So, you’re left with your thoughts, and your thoughts are living people in your brain who call and hang up and lounge around like armed security guards who happen to be beautiful. In between these thoughts, you think about what’s going on out there. The girl of your dreams is being ravaged by a man who doesn’t have a care in the world. Just to hear her voice would make you happy for a week, but he gets to spend the day and night with her and thinks nothing of it. (…), there are boyfriends and girlfriends, people in love, wide awake. They hang out. They hang out. They hang out. They do nothing worthwhile except each other. Friends, friends, friends. Fiends. Inside jokes. There are so many stupid conversations going on right now. You could be having a meaningful conversation with a taxi driver. You could talk to him about how Travis Bickle’s taxi was a metaphor for loneliness. (…) You have a gray tint on your contact lenses. But you have your work. They don’t have that. They are cowards. Everyone seems so afraid to be alone. It takes strength to lie there alone and take it. They just want to copulate, and that’s their biggest concern of the night. You want a tragedy. An assassination. A massacre. An earthquake. A city falling to the ground. Something to get the people on TV to be on the same page as you.” ― Joey Goebel, Torture the Artist
“Kamishna … karibu,” alisema Nafi huku akisimama na kutupa gazeti mezani na kuchukua karatasi ya faksi, iliyotumwa.
“Ahsante. Kuna nini …”
“Kamishna, imekuja faksi kutoka Oslo kama nilivyokueleza – katika simu. Inakutaka haraka, kesho, lazima kesho, kuwahi kikao Alhamisi mjini Copenhagen,” alisema Nafi huku akimpa kamishna karatasi ya faksi.
“Mjini Copenhagen!” alisema kamishna kwa kutoamini.
“Ndiyo, kamishna … Sidhani kama kuna jambo la hatari lakini.”
“Nafi, nini kimetokea!”
“Kamishna … sijui. Kwa kweli sijui. Ilipofika, hii faksi, kitu cha kwanza niliongea na watu wa WIS kupata uthibitisho wao. Nao hawajui. Huenda ni mauaji ya jana ya Meksiko. Hii ni siri kubwa ya tume kamishna, na ndiyo maana Oslo wakaingilia kati.”
“Ndiyo. Kila mtu ameyasikia mauaji ya Meksiko. Ni mabaya. Kinachonishangaza ni kwamba, jana niliongea na makamu … kuhusu mabadiliko ya katiba ya WODEA. Hakunambia chochote kuhusu mkutano wa kesho!”
“Kamishna, nakusihi kuwa makini. Dalili zinaonyesha hali si nzuri hata kidogo. Hawa ni wadhalimu tu … wa madawa ya kulevya.”
“Vyema!” alijibu kamishna kwa jeuri na hasira. Halafu akaendelea, “Kuna cha ziada?”
“Ijumaa, kama tulivyoongea wiki iliyopita, nasafiri kwenda Afrika Kusini.”
“Kikao kinafanyika Alhamisi, Nafi, huwezi kusafiri Ijumaa …”
“Binti yangu atafukuzwa shule, kam …”
“Nafi, ongea na chuo … wambie umepata dharura utaondoka Jumatatu; utawaona Jumanne … Fuata maadili ya kazi tafadhali. Safari yako si muhimu hivyo kulinganisha na tume!”
“Sawa! Profesa. Niwie radhi, nimekuelewa, samahani sana. Samahani sana.” ― Enock Maregesi, Kolonia Santita
“Friday is what kicks me off the couch, and into weekend mode.” ― Anthony T. Hincks
“A Friday forgotten, is a weekend past.” ― Anthony T. Hincks
“Without Friday, the weekend would be half over already.” ― Anthony T. Hincks
“You know it’s Friday when the weekend comes knocking at your front door.” ― Anthony T. Hincks
“Some people say that Friday is the end of the week, but for me, it’s only the beginning.
Happy Friday, and say “Hello” to the weekend.” ― Anthony T. Hincks
May Thursday bring you closer to Friday.” ― Anthony T. Hincks
“Friday may be the end of the weekdays, but it’s the start of the weekend for me.” ― Anthony T. Hincks
“Hii ni muhimu sana kwa Pasaka. Si tu kwamba Pasaka ni tamasha linalojitegemea, lakini kadhalika linatumika kama siku ya maandalizi kwa ajili ya siku takatifu, siku ya kwanza ya Sikukuu ya Mkate Usiotiwa Chachu. Kwa mujibu wa hesabu za kalenda ya Kihebrania, Pasaka inaweza kuangukia siku ya Jumatatu, Jumatano, Ijumaa au Sabato.” ― Enock Maregesi
“Friday is but a short hop, skip & jump away from your favorite two days of the week.” ― Anthony T. Hincks
“Friday may be a single day, but without it, the week wouldn’t be a week.” ― Anthony T. Hincks
“Tuesday just called and wants to know what happened to Friday!!” ― Neil Leckman
“Yesu Kristo hakufa siku ya Ijumaa jioni na kufufuka siku ya Jumapili asubuhi. Alikufa siku ya Jumatano jioni na kukufuka siku ya Jumamosi jioni. Wakati kifo kinamkumba, hakuwa na umri wa miaka 33, alikuwa na umri wa miaka 31. Kama Yesu Kristo alikufa siku ya Ijumaa jioni, na kufufuka siku ya Jumapili asubuhi, hatuna Mwokozi!” ― Enock Maregesi
Friday fills your day with excitement as it waits for the weekend to pay a visit. So, don’t let it down.” ― Anthony T. Hincks
“Friday is the key that unlocks the weekend for everyone.” ― Anthony T. Hincks
“Have a happy Friday and let the coming weekend put a smile in your day.” ― Anthony T. Hincks
“Make Friday beautiful.
SMILE.” ― Anthony T. Hincks
“Friday is your gateway to the weekend, so don’t lose the key.” ― Anthony T. Hincks
“Fridays are the hardest in some ways: you’re so close to freedom.” ― Lauren Oliver
“Honestly, I never really understood the glorification of Fridays & weekends.
I don’t want to build a life and career, where I spent five days a week waiting for the weekend. No!
I want to enjoy my life, and don’t wish any weekday away. I want each day to matter to me, in some way, even if it’s a small tiny way.
I love my life. Everyday. That’s the spirit we should convey all around us.” ― Akilnathan Logeswaran
“When you are unemployed, weekends are seven days long.” ― Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“When you start to do the things that you truly love, it wouldn’t matter whether it is Monday or Friday; you would be so excited to wake up each morning to work on your passions.” ― Edmond Mbiaka
“Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays.” ― Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“People went up and down Sixth Avenue with the word motherfucker in their heads. They felt no emotions, had no sensation of life, love, or the pursuit of happiness, but only the knowledge of being stuck between a Thursday and a Saturday, air and things, this thought and the next, philosophy and action; birth, death, God, the devil, heaven, and hell. There was no escape, ever, was what people felt.” ― Tao Lin, Bed
“Its always difficult to keep Fridays confined within themselves..they tend to spill over..” ― Parag Tipnis
“Friday afternoon feels like heaven…” ― El Fuego
“Lakini kabla Rais hajaendelea kuongea, na ‘John Murphy wa Kolonia Santita’, Mogens aliruka na kumnyang’anya simu.
“Ambilikile,” Mogens aliita, akiangalia saa.
“Brodersen,” Sauti ya upande wa pili ilijibu, baada ya sekunde kumi.
“60111906,” Mogens alisema, baada ya sekunde kumi.
“57121906,” Sauti ya upande wa pili ikajibu, baada ya sekunde kumi.
“Jumapili,” Mogens aliendelea, baada ya sekunde kumi.
“Ijumaa,” Sauti ya upande wa pili ikajibu, baada ya sekunde kumi.
John Murphy wa Kolonia Santita aliposema ‘Ijumaa’, Mogens aliunda kicheko na kurusha mkono katika matundu ya kuongelea ya simu …” ― Enock Maregesi, Kolonia Santita
“Ningependa kujitokeza leo kutoa salamu zangu za rambirambi kwa Watu wa Musoma; kutokana na ajali mbaya ya mabasi ya J4 Express, Mwanza Coach, na gari ndogo aina Nissan Terrano, iliyotokea Ijumaa tarehe 5/9/2014 katika eneo la Sabasaba mjini Musoma. Kulingana na vyombo vya habari, watu 39 wamefariki dunia. Wengine wengi wamejeruhiwa vibaya. Mali za mamilioni ya fedha zimeteketea kabisa. Hii ni ajali mbaya na ya kusikitisha mno kwa maana halisi ya maneno mabaya na ya kusikitisha. Maneno hayataweza kuelezea kikamilifu huzuni niliyonayo juu ya ajali hii ya kutisha, lakini Mungu awasaidie wale wote waliofiwa au walioguswa na ajali hiyo kwa namna yoyote ile, na awasamehe marehemu wote dhambi zao na awapumzishe mahali pema peponi. Wale wote waliofariki hawataweza kurudi huku, lakini sisi tutakwenda huko.” ― Enock Maregesi
“Weekends welcome warriors for social fun that starts on Friday. Share, Like, comment, and friend. Netiquette” ― David Chiles