Top 50+ Funniest Thanksgiving Jokes

Searching for some funniest jokes to change the awkward mood during thanksgiving dinner, or maybe wanted to start a conversation with your seatmate during the occasion? Thanksgiving is an anual holiday to express gratitude of good harvest and a gratitude to God. We have gathered the top 100+ funniest thanksgiving jokes in just one list for you to choose the best ones. These jokes are about foods, like turkey and pumpkins. You can share this jokes to your friends, or to the people around you during thanksgiving dinner. Share this also in your social media accounts to let other people know the collection and vote for their own favorite.

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    You Gained 15 Pounds Of Fluid

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    Who Is Not Hungry

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    I Got Two Plane Tickets

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    I Am Totally Confused

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    I Have A Ton Of Online Followers

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    All About That Baste

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    To Be Or Not To Be Roasted

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    Shot My First Turkey Today

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    I Can’t Wait To Go To Grandma’s For Thanksgiving

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    I Will Avenge My Mother

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    Doctor Fun

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    The Turkey Cross The Road

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    We Don’t Allow Livestock On Our Planes

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    A Man Was Picking The Frozen Turkeys

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    I’m Going To Finish This Novel

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    I Can’t Put My Finger

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    Problem Solved

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    The Turkey With Prozac

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    About Two Weeks

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    This Is Awkward

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    Let’s All Just Be Thankful

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    Wait Your Turn

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    I’m Looking Forward

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    The Theory Of Relativity

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    My Work Spouse And I Are Getting Divorced

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    They Look Friendly

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    I Am No Cook

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    I Would Like To Schedule

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    Maybe You Should Try Again

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    I Celebrated Thanksgiving In An Old Fashioned Way

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    I Ate Too Much

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    The Four Basic Food Groups

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    I Made It All The Way

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    How Odd

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    Lunch Box Jokes

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    Don’t Know Anything About It

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    Thanksgiving Come Up With A Tradition

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    The First Person In History

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    Harvest Of Life

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    The Day After Thanksgiving

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    A Thanksgiving Poem

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    We’re Having Something

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    My Cooking Is So Bad

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    Knock Knock

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    Honestly Madam

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    Toasted, Roasted, Baked And Done

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    Great Dinner

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    Hope You Don’t Mind

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    Is It True

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    Everyone Getting Ready

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    Remember When Terrence Said

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    We Want To Thank You

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